Our fursuit lounge has a cornucopia of cooling contraptions. --- Note: the coolness given by the machines refers only to temperature, and not to social acuity. Yet, as fursuiting is a reliable way to become popular, it's the right place to be.
Our fursuit lounge still keeps you cool. --- It's also a father! Yes, after a very satisfying time with the lovely Monarch suite, the little lounge is here. Sadly the union did not last, and fair Monarch is now off seeing other events, but at least our dependable lounge remains. We'll forgive it for that little midlife crisis a few years ago where it thought it was a sauna.
The fursuit lounge still keeps you cool. --- But, it isn't really enjoying parenthood yet. It remembers those halcyon days where it roamed freely across the hotel, confusing pretty much everyone. Now it must settle down. Oh well. It has taken a liking to bad jokes as well, so it may even enjoy this year's conbook.
You have a fursuit lounge that keeps you cool. --- Your humble Content Writers consider this a great luxury. This is because they live in a small box overseen by the lovely Editor, who believes that hot content comes from hot Content Writers.
The fursuit lounge keeps you cool. --- Sadly, its days are numbered. It is so proud though. Over the days it has watched you enjoy its progeny for what it is; a tiny little lounge, closer to the action. Sadly, tomorrow it will be no more, and instead many business people will be here talking about synergies and maximising ROI and revalorising the blue sky. Aww. It'll be next year soon.
